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I’m currently working on several writing projects. (We used to call writing projects “books,” but it’s not that clear these days.)Real Time started ten years ago when historical characters began appearing in the midst of my everyday life and giving me a piece of their minds. Book 1 is finished. Book 2 is drafted. And Book 3 is rolling around in my imagination. We’re about to publish a monograph with several selections from the book, along with an original essay by documentary filmmaker Ken Burns.The Secret Life of Carrots, which is written by the God of Carrots (of all “people”) slices and dices its way through conventional human perspectives on everything from life underground and nutrition to stem-cell research and reincarnation.
David’s Inferno is a look back at my two-year experience of depression + dysphoric-mania between 2005 and 2007. It’s neither manic nor dysphoric…and usually not depressing either. In fact, some posts are are actually kind of amusing. It’s inspired by William Styron’s brilliant Darkness Visible.

I’m also writing The Power of Not Now in which a dying man “confesses” that he is the Buddha and proceeds to gleefully and irreverently deconstruct the author’s assumptions about relationships, war, spirituality, and more.  Mad Liberation is about a young woman who struggles to understand the fundamental stories we all share—about money, relationship, morality, etc.—and how we could start telling new ones. 

And there are these Writing Asides, about all the things that writers do and/or think about when they “should” be writing.

Writing Asides by David Blistein is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at www.davidblistein.com.</description><title>Dave, Inc.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @davidblistein)</generator><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>www.davidblistein.com</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You can now order &lt;em&gt;Waking the Dead in Real Time&lt;/em&gt; and read about my other books in-progress at &lt;a href="http://www.davidblistein.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.davidblistein.com"&gt;www.davidblistein.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. Check it out!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltkra4ME7V1qcpazy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/11864775832</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/11864775832</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:37:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Waking the Dead in Real Time w/ Ken Burns</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.davidblistein.com/index2.html"&gt;Waking the Dead in Real Time w/ Ken Burns&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Ken Burns and I have published a signed limited-edition 48pp. monograph that features excerpts from my book in progress &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Real Time. &lt;/em&gt;There are modern-day encounters with J&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;ezebel, Minamoto no Yoritomo (first Shogun), Chopin, &amp; Harriet Tubman; plus an original essay by Ken on his roots as a documentary filmmaker. You can order at this link. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/11580912823</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/11580912823</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:13:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Go Look It Up."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #25.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#8220;Go Look It Up” was the closest thing we had to a mantra in our ‘60s academic family. Unabridged dictionaries (Webster’s 3rd and then the Oxford) were the closest things we had to sacred texts. And encyclopedias were frowned upon because they weren’t “original source material.”&lt;br/&gt;    I’m six weeks into rewriting a manuscript that, while fiction of sorts, includes quite a bit of botany. Since I never took a botany, chemistry, or biology class, this presents some challenges. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lil2nq8Cl51qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="213" width="282"/&gt;    When I first drafted the book in 2001, I had a whole shelf of relevant reference. And I took just as many books out of the library—from the kids’ section of course, which is the only place you can find any scientific information in plain English. Since DSL was still two miles and three years away, the Internet was a last resort.&lt;br/&gt;    In the course of editing, I’ve realized that some of my science was a little off: The exact way a male pollen grain travels from &lt;em&gt;anther&lt;/em&gt; to &lt;em&gt;stigma&lt;/em&gt; and then a &lt;em&gt;style&lt;/em&gt; to the &lt;em&gt;ovule&lt;/em&gt;—where the fun really begins. How you keep a variety of flower from impregnating itself when you only want it to mate with the variety two rows away.* How atoms relate to molecules which relate to monomers, which relate to polymers, and how nanotechnology relates to all of them in truly inexplicable ways; and, most importantly, what all this advanced technology has to do with your typical, happy-go-lucky, low-tech carrot.&lt;br/&gt;    Each of these subjects takes up, at most, a few paragraphs in the final draft—and my facts were usually 90% - 95% correct to begin with. Still, I spent most of a day on each one, reviewing those facts over and over until I was confident I had them right—I hope.  &lt;br/&gt;    I just realized, to my shock and awe, that in the entire time I&amp;#8217;ve been doing this research:&lt;br/&gt;    I haven’t picked up a book. Not even when the answer was right there in one on the other side of the room. &lt;br/&gt;    I haven’t once referred to my extensive reference files—digital and hard copy—from ten years ago. &lt;br/&gt;    I haven’t looked up a single fact in a single library. Even though my wife works at one. &lt;br/&gt;    I did look up a word in the dictionary once (Webster’s 2nd). &lt;br/&gt;    There are a lot of things I could say about this. A lot of opinions I could have. A lot of conclusions I could draw. But they all seem too easy, too facile, too glib. &lt;br/&gt;    Around when I turned 50, I promised myself I’d never say the words, “When I was your age.” Today, it’s hard not to say them to myself. &lt;br/&gt;    The Internet is still kind of wondrous strange, isn’t it?**&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;* I hate to be the one to break it to you, but hybridization involves a whole lot of arranged marriages, sterilization, castration, and/or virtual vegetable condoms—put on by hand.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;br/&gt;** Hamlet Act 1, Scene 5&amp;#160;&lt;a href="http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/149737"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/149737"&gt;http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/149737&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. My dad would have told me to go look it up—&lt;span&gt;really&lt;/span&gt; look it up.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt; Probably in the &amp;#8220;First Folio&amp;#8221; edition.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;BTW: I have taken careful note of all the key URLs I referred to so I can credit them. It’s the least I could do. E.g., the illustration is from a Angiosperm Reproduction and Biotechnology; Chapter 38 of Biology, Seventh Edition by Neil Campbell and Jane Reece. It&amp;#8217;s Copyright 2005 Pearson Education, Inc.  &lt;a href="http://www.course-notes.org/Biology/Outlines/Chapter_38_Angiosperm_Reproduction_and_Biotechnology%20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.course-notes.org"&gt;http://www.course-notes.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;; something I probably wouldn&amp;#8217;t have managed to track down without the Internet…even at my old college library.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/4071841726</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/4071841726</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 18:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Places I've Writt'n.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #24.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Every writer with a romantic synapse in his/her brain, can picture himself sitting at a café on the Left Bank, drinking an &lt;em&gt;espresso&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;au lait&lt;/em&gt; or Calvados, writing words that are so existentially self-referential that delusions of Sartre and Remarque can&amp;#8217;t help but dance in your head.&lt;br/&gt;     I sat in a café on the Left Bank once, but I didn&amp;#8217;t write anything. It felt like every sentence that could possibly be written there had already been written. Undoubtedly in virtually every language.&lt;br/&gt;    But I have written in a lot of coffee shops in a lot of places. The main requirements are that the large daily grind is $2.50 or less, there&amp;#8217;s free Internet and, preferably, the place isn&amp;#8217;t a Starbucks. Especially if it&amp;#8217;s a strange town and I&amp;#8217;m trying to figure out what I&amp;#8217;m doing there.&lt;br/&gt;     Someday, I&amp;#8217;ll make a list. Maybe a map. Circling out from the the locals: &lt;em&gt;Amy&amp;#8217;s&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;em&gt;Blue Moose&lt;/em&gt;, and the iconic &lt;em&gt;Mocha Joes&lt;/em&gt; in Brattleboro, east to &lt;em&gt;Prime Roast&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;Brewbakers&lt;/em&gt; in Keene, north to &lt;em&gt;The Front Porch &lt;/em&gt;in Putney and &lt;em&gt;The Café&lt;/em&gt; in Bellows Falls, south to &lt;em&gt;Haymarket&lt;/em&gt; in Northampton, and southeast to &lt;em&gt;The Edge &lt;/em&gt;in Providence.* All of which have served as temporary offices. For which I feel a quiet gratitude that goes beyond the extra $1 I occasionally leave in the tip jar.&lt;br/&gt;     My literary refuges have reached as far east as &lt;em&gt;The New Café&lt;/em&gt; in Florence and west to the &lt;em&gt;Bean Bag Café&lt;/em&gt; in San Francisco. I remember the &lt;em&gt;taste&lt;/em&gt; of the coffee at many of them. But I remember what we used to call the &lt;em&gt;gestalt &lt;/em&gt;of all of them.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg3psgv8au1qcpazy.jpg" align="left" height="250" width="244"/&gt;Today, I&amp;#8217;m at &lt;em&gt;Kudu&lt;/em&gt; in Charleston, South Carolina. Sitting at a seat that&amp;#8217;s one to the left of the three at the bar. The place blends in so well with the neighborhood that, from the outside, it looks like the home of some obscure liberal arts department that the College of Charleston wishes would just go away. They make a remarkable &amp;#8220;True Italian Cappucino,&amp;#8221; with just enough steamed milk to know it&amp;#8217;s there, but little enough so you can still taste the espresso. When I walked in the second day, the barista asked if I wanted &amp;#8220;the same.&amp;#8221; He did call me &amp;#8220;sir,&amp;#8221; but, by now, I have no excuse for taking away any points for that. &lt;br/&gt;    Inevitably, most of these shops are in college neighborhoods. Which have become—even in the south—so completely color blind that you begin to think we actually accomplished something in the &amp;#8217;60s. In fact, the only ethnic group that stands out is 50+ somethings. Most walk by quickly, smiling sheepishly, embarrassed that they&amp;#8217;ve just been caught trying to pass for someone half their age. &lt;br/&gt;     Paris, Putney, San Francisco or Brattleboro. They&amp;#8217;re all great places to write. But there&amp;#8217;s always the risk of being existentially self-referential. &lt;br/&gt;     Case in point. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;small&gt;* I mention these because 1) they deserve mention and 2) if you ever find yourself in those cities you&amp;#8217;ll know good places to go. Someone should do an idiosyncratically subjective guide to good independent coffee shops. Or set up a wiki website for it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/3106282830</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/3106282830</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 11:42:26 -0500</pubDate><category>Mocha Joe's</category><category>Amy's</category><category>Blue Moose</category><category>Prime Roast</category><category>Brewbaker's</category><category>Front Porch Café</category><category>Haymarket</category><category>The Edge</category><category>Kudu</category><category>Satre</category><category>Remarque</category><category>Brattleboro</category><category>Keene</category><category>Putney</category><category>Northampton</category></item><item><title>Labyrinths.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf10byMCqu1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="209" width="279"/&gt;Writing Aside #22.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;About five years ago, during a particularly manic phase of my life, we built a big labyrinth behind our house, using only branches and the occasional log. After I laid out each of the 11 basic circles, Wendy would build them up and gently point out minor errors in my design—like how a curve should go behind a particular tree instead in front, or that my idea of true north was wrong on both counts.&lt;br/&gt;     A labyrinth guides you to its center and back out along a clearly define path. Whereas a maze throws you in there and wishes you luck. I actually don’t enjoy walking either. The predictability of labyrinths bores me—even pacing a floor has more room for improvisation. While mazes make me claustrophobic.&lt;br/&gt;     So I rarely walk ours. After a turn or two, I start picking up newly-fallen branches and using them to define borders that are slowly composting themselves back to earth. But, after a snowstorm, I’m eager to see if I can “find” it under the windblown snow. &lt;br/&gt;     The morning after our 20” the other day, I began following the barely detectable curving ridges, tripping over metaphors with virtually every step. Most people find walking labyrinths an opportunity for quiet contemplation. But I gave up on that a long time ago. By the time I completed about 3/4 of the circuits, I had at least three essays outlined in my head, one of which was virtually written. &lt;br/&gt;    Then I lost it. I had somehow meandered from circle three to circle four, screwing both of them up in the process. I retraced my steps. Hopped over to a circuit I recognized further along and tried to work my way back. Hopeless. Not only had I lost the true path, I&amp;#8217;d lost all three essays.&lt;br/&gt;    I went back in the house to have lunch. But couldn’t sit still. So I went back out, diagram in one hand, shovel in the other. Eventually, I figured out where I’d gone wrong. Slowly, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, I tramped the true path and smoothed the broken borders, until the words I knew were there emerged from their snowy oblivion.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/2747180664</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/2747180664</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 13:58:00 -0500</pubDate><category>labyrinths</category><category>mazes</category></item><item><title>Spinning. With Girls.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #21.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In the old days, all a writer had to do to stay in shape was drink scotch and smoke non-filter cigarettes. Oh, maybe you’d play a little tennis, golf, or croquet. Or go hunting in Africa. But times change. Ever since I gave up smoking 20 years ago, I’ve played tennis, racquetball, and squash; done some fierce aerobics; and cycled several thousand miles. At the beginning, it was just to deal with the adrenaline-fueled nicotine fits. But soon, working out became an integral part of the rhythm of my writing day. &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldnn5cigEP1qcpazy.jpg" align="left" height="158" width="197"/&gt;For the last few years my favorite workout has been spinning. With girls. Where else, in 45 minutes, can you get totally out of breath and drenched in sweat, while listening to ear-splitting music and a beautiful woman yelling, “What’s holding you back right now???” Not to mention being told that you’re the only person in the room with real balls.&lt;br/&gt;    But, as if that weren’t enough to make a guy happy, I have a confession to make: I do some of my best writing while spinning. Which isn’t exactly the point.&lt;br/&gt;    You see, in addition to knowing how to turn your heart rate into a mere plaything, real good spinning teachers make the class a meditation. An opportunity to let go of the stresses of the day. To bring yourself back to center. To experience your body fully. To let go of “everything outside this room.” In short, to not think.&lt;br/&gt;    Once in a while I actually do experience my body fully in the moment. But, it really hurts.  So, I go back to thinking. About a scene that’s overwritten. A transition that makes no sense. A character who isn’t saying what she really wants to say.&lt;br/&gt;    People occasionally question my motives for spinning in a room full of women. But, by the time I get to my car, I’m really inspired.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(For Ellen, Claudine, Hilary, Natalie, et. al.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/2368240385</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/2368240385</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:15:00 -0500</pubDate><category>spinning</category><category>writing</category><category>inspiration</category></item><item><title>Meditating, Creating, &amp; Fetching.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #20&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="Bella &amp;amp; Milly" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld4tn60BX41qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="286" width="218"/&gt;I like the idea of meditating in the morning. In fact, I did it every day for about 20 years. For some people, it’s a gentle way to make the transition from the chaos of dreams to the illusion of structure. But, for me, it’s like telling a dog that just woke up to lie down again. Got to let that puppy out to run around for a while.&lt;br/&gt;    After one hit of caffeine and a distracted look out the window, the ideas start bubbling up. To try to let them go or tamp them down—what Plato called &lt;em&gt;creatus interruptus&lt;/em&gt;—seems not only like an exercise in futility, but oddly unnatural.&lt;br/&gt;    Often, it’s just a phrase or sentence that rises to the surface. Occasionally, it’s a big-time holographic vision that can take months to elaborate. &lt;br/&gt;    When I was younger, I’d try to keep my legs crossed and mind relatively still, while quietly sending those thoughts off into a kind of mnemonic holding tank. But now, if I don’t catch them while they’re flying by, I’ll never remember them. Or, more importantly, why the hell I thought they were so brilliant in the first place. Which, often, they’re not. &lt;br/&gt;    Eventually, my mind stops on its own to take a breather. Like a dog who, after relentlessly chasing a tennis ball or frisbee for half-hour or so, is panting so hard its gullet is hanging out. She may act like she wants more, but is actually quite content to collapse at your feet.&lt;br/&gt;    In the same way, after spending a while calmly drinking coffee and frenetically chasing ideas, my mind is actually quite content to collapse at &lt;em&gt;my&lt;/em&gt; feet.&lt;br/&gt;    That would be a good time to meditate. Of course, I have been all along.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(With thanks to Bella &amp;amp; Milly.)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/2147348454</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/2147348454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 18:15:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Meditation</category><category>Dogs</category><category>Creativity</category><category>Writing</category><category>Coffee</category></item><item><title>Pockets.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #19&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;Pockets are a problem. Whoever came up with the idea back in the 18th century was doing way too much snuff. And probably going through nicotine withdrawal because some &amp;#8220;ruffian&amp;#8221; had ripped off the pouch with his snuff box, hanging from his belt.&lt;br/&gt;     Pockets are especially a problem for writers. Because, in addition to keys, loose change, wallet, cell phone, and water bottle, you also need a pad, pen, glasses, digital recorder, napkin that you’ll throw away even though it has some really good ideas on it, and, of course, an unabridged dictionary. &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lanmzkgq7b1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="161" width="209"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;     I make things worse by dressing in layers—an increasing number of layers as it gets colder. So, between jeans, fleece vest, sweatshirt, and the occasional windbreaker, I could be walking around with anywhere from four to ten pockets. And I’m not even counting those weird hidden zippered ones. You put something in them and it’s history. &lt;br/&gt;     All those pockets, combined with a barely detectable attention span, means it’s unlikely I’ll find my phone before the person hangs up, a pen before I remember what I wanted to write, or my keys anytime in the near future. So I end up spending most of my time in public patting myself in ways that most people would find disconcerting. &lt;br/&gt;     For several years, Wendy’s been mildly suggesting—and that’s putting it mildly—that I put myself out of my misery by getting a “man bag”. &lt;br/&gt;     In addition to the phrase&amp;#8217;s obviously troublesome connotations, I didn’t see how I’d benefit from a public display of pockets. Besides, it’s perfectly clear that most women spend half their lives looking for the perfect handbag and the other half trying to find the things they put in them. Why should I suffer a similar fate? This is not sexist, by the way. Women have told me this. And I’ve observed it. For way more than twenty years…and I’m not about to apologize now. &lt;br/&gt;     Then there’s my fashion sense. For me, that means wearing anything in plain sight…preferably on the floor. &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lannxsBNTK1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="104" width="206"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;     I’m willing to make concessions when the occasion calls for it. I get some points for wearing a suit and overcoat to Emily’s wedding, don’t I? I even shined the shoes that I got for $5 at the Salvation Army. But the rest of the time I don’t give it a lot of thought. &lt;br/&gt;     Still…me? A man bag? It’d definitely raise a few eyebrows in Brattleboro and would give my favorite Putney farmer way too much cynical fodder. &lt;br/&gt;     So, it came as a surprise to me and Wendy that, in the middle of an innocent walk through a crowded outdoor market, I absent-mindedly tried a few on and made a vaguely positive comment about one of them. Immediately, she was paying for it—after, of course, bludgeoning the dealer down a few bucks from what was already the incredibly low price set by the local black (and khaki) market. &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lao4krlF0N1qcpazy.jpg" align="left" height="290" width="149"/&gt;    I&amp;#8217;ve spent a few weeks trying to wear the thing. I successfully designated two pockets for the essentials—one for my phone and another for the pad, pen, and glasses. I didn’t even panic when I discovered two more tiny side pockets that were crying out for toothpicks, aspirin, or a Swiss-army knife that would get confiscated at the airport because I forgot it was in there. &lt;br/&gt;    In fact, I was starting to get used to it until I met Emily for lunch the other day. She has the same acute design eye as Wendy, but one that’s informed by an aesthetic that’s 25+ (or 30-) years younger.&lt;br/&gt;    “Look, Em…mom finally finally got me to buy a man bag,” I said, bravely flinging it over my shoulder. &lt;br/&gt;    Her eyes flickered.  &lt;br/&gt;    I jump on her silent response. “Not working is it?” I said quickly. &lt;br/&gt;    “It’s just…” &lt;br/&gt;    “No,” I said, seeing a way to end the experiment, “I agree with you.”&lt;br/&gt;    She proceeded to make every point I had already made in my first draft of this post, finishing by explaining I needed something bigger; something more &lt;em&gt;mail&lt;/em&gt;- than &lt;em&gt;man&lt;/em&gt;- bag.&lt;br/&gt;    “Well, then I might as well just use my computer bag again.”&lt;br/&gt;    “No, smaller than a computer bag,” she said thoughtfully.&lt;br/&gt;    I looked at her. She looked at me.&lt;br/&gt;    “It’s a problem,” she said. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Note: There&amp;#8217;s a history of pockets on &lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A798159"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A798159"&gt;http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A798159&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; which seems to be the source for every other site that discusses them.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1368258656</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1368258656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:43:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Man Bags</category><category>Unabridged dictionaries</category><category>Putney</category><category>Brattleboro</category></item><item><title>Influences &amp; Inspirations</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #18.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Since &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1993/09/08/obituaries/elmer-m-blistein-73-humorist-and-professor.html%20"&gt;my father’s&lt;/a&gt; sources were often obscure, I didn’t realize as a child that most of his “lines in the script” weren’t original. Which, I suppose, makes him an early “Tumblr.” A misspelling that, no matter how intentional, would have made him wince.&lt;br/&gt;     Elmer—a rather odd moniker for a Jewish kid from Pawtucket, Rhode Island—taught Shakespeare at Brown University for almost 40 years.* But he could quote Harpo as easily as Hamlet, Philip Marlowe as easily as Christopher Marlowe.&lt;br/&gt;     A good line was a good line. Provenance had little to do with it. Although Providence was another story. &lt;br/&gt;     On the one hand, he was an exacting grammatician who would repeatedly remind anyone within earshot that “the reason is because” is redundant…ditto for “proactive,” and that you shouldn’t start a sentence with “hopefully” (no matter what anyone else said).&lt;br/&gt;     On the other hand, he taught me that it was fine to occasionally make up words, split infinitives, end sentences with prepositions, and use slang…as long as you knew what the hell you were doing it for. Sentence fragments were also OK in moderation. If you catch my drift.&lt;br/&gt;     The most important thing he taught me was the difference between what I thought my words were saying and what they actually &lt;em&gt;were&lt;/em&gt; saying. For example, he often told my impatient teenage self that my rants about the Vietnam War wouldn’t convince anyone if they were incoherent; and that my “brilliant” insights about the relation between biblical prophecy and hallucinations would never be taken seriously if I kept jumping to so many drug-addled conclusions. &lt;img alt="My father and me (or is it I?). Circa 1974." src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laghgtA9BQ1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="246" width="231"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;     My dad had a know-it-all (and-he-knew-it) grin. Which I can see now. Because I’ve been rewriting this piece for more than three hours in a futile attempt not to incur his good-humored, spectral editing wrath. &lt;br/&gt;     As for jumping to conclusions, I intended to use the quote below to talk about something entirely different. I guess it was time to give a little credit where a lot is due. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;small&gt;*He would, of course, have been the first to point out that he could not teach, nor have taught, Shakespeare anything. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;This picture was taken in 1974 when, although I was about to graduate college, he still had a few things to teach me. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1340142020</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1340142020</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 20:42:37 -0400</pubDate><category>Shakespeare</category><category>Elmer Blistein</category><category>Harpo Marx</category><category>Philip Marlowe</category><category>Christopher Marlowe</category><category>Hamlet</category><category>Grammar</category><category>Brown University</category></item><item><title>"Don’t get your mental exercise by jumping to conclusions."</title><description>““Don’t get your mental exercise by jumping to conclusions.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1993/09/08/obituaries/elmer-m-blistein-73-humorist-and-professor.html"&gt;Elmer Blistein&lt;/a&gt; (1920-1993)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1340140734</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1340140734</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 20:42:27 -0400</pubDate><category>Elmer Blistein</category></item><item><title>Bodhisattvas. Writing Aside #17.Most of us see mannequins as the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9yjcaC6851qcf6t5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9yjcaC6851qcf6t5o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9yjcaC6851qcf6t5o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9yjcaC6851qcf6t5o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bodhisattvas. Writing Aside #17.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Most of us see mannequins as the lightweights of the figure world—kind of indecisive, a little flighty, easily manipulated. &lt;br/&gt;     I know they don’t have seem to have a lot of &lt;em&gt;gravitas&lt;/em&gt;. But, having spent five days in a place where anyone who’s anyone is carved in marble or cast in bronze, I’m beginning to suspect mannequin’s are more like Bodhisattvas. Returning again and again to save all sentient sculptures, fashion styles, and maybe even the rest of us.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1267558853</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1267558853</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mannequins</category><category>bodhissattva</category></item><item><title>Authority Figures</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #16.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Over the last few days. I’ve walked down a few dark alleys, seen my share of phantasms, and even managed to have a minor encounter with an authority figure whose language and point of view I didn’t share.* Fortunately, although I’m as wary of lions, tigers, and bears as the next person, as I get older, these things don’t scare me all that much. &lt;br/&gt;     (I mean Zen Buddhists, in their insistently detached and allegedly  nonviolent kind of way, say that if you meet the Buddha on the road, you  should kill him. I figure you might as well just say, “Hey, how’s it  going?” and move on.)&lt;br/&gt;     When I was in college, I thought that part of a writer’s “training” was to write about anything— no matter how frightening, repulsive, and/or grotesque. That no amount of violence was gratuitous, as long as you could relate it in some way to your search for meaning—whether that was colossal nihilism or transcendence. &lt;br/&gt;     My inspiration was a cult classic called &lt;em&gt;El Topo&lt;/em&gt;. I staggered out of the theater dazed, &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9xcmf2Ye01qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="337" width="266"/&gt;but determined to wage an all-out-assault on squeamishness and conventional good taste. &lt;br/&gt;     In retrospect, my descriptions were probably mild compared to the vampire classics of modern young-adult fiction. Still, thankfully for me and my very open-minded-but-there-are-limits professors, it was a brief phase.   &lt;br/&gt;    Writing, of course, is riddled with dark alleys, phantasms, and authority figures—not to mention analogies that have been stretched to the breaking point in the search for connections between the individual and the universal, the temporal and eternal. But, as I get older, those things don’t scare me all that much either. I mean, if you&amp;#8217;re going to write about things that &lt;em&gt;prima facie&lt;/em&gt; seem a little strange (even to yourself!) what choice to you have?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;This particular up-close-and-personal interaction with sculpture (see last post) did earn me a, uh, modest fine. But hey, ars longa, etc.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1262653504</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1262653504</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 10:42:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Buddhists</category><category>Zen</category><category>El Topo</category></item><item><title>Writing Aside #15.I appreciate paintings. But I relate to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vgwzVLqo1qcf6t5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vgwzVLqo1qcf6t5o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vgwzVLqo1qcf6t5o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #15.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;I appreciate paintings. But I &lt;em&gt;relate&lt;/em&gt; to sculptures. I want to get in there. Talk to them. Ask them how it’s going. If they’re bored just standing there all day. (The answer is usually no—their spirits are free to come and go as they please. Or so they tell me.) &lt;br/&gt;     Having my picture taken with them feels a little indulgent—a combination of an overactive imagination and the Shakespearean Fool in me. But, mostly, it’s this strong urge to experience life as intensely as they do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;Shown w/ a &lt;a href="http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/marini_marino.html"&gt;Marini,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.abakanowicz.art.pl/"&gt;Abakanowicz&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.musee-rodin.fr/"&gt;Rodin&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1255783974</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1255783974</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:14:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Marini</category><category>Abakanowicz</category><category>Rodin</category><category>Writing</category><category>Sculpture</category></item><item><title>Lost.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #14. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9tp5ycDXr1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="199" width="151"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m in a foreign city. I know where I want to go. I have a map. But it has no relation to the street signs.&lt;br/&gt;     I go in circles. Try to avoid crowds. Promising side streets turn into dead ends. The distractions are endless. I need food. I need wine. I need coffee. I need all of the above and more.&lt;br/&gt;     Maybe it’s not writer’s block we have. We just get lost. &lt;br/&gt;     For one inspired moment, we know where we want to go. We can &lt;em&gt;see&lt;/em&gt; it. The whole thing. We scribble the words as fast as we can. But they evanesce way, way faster.  &lt;br/&gt;     It’s OK. We’ll fill in the blanks later. But, by then, we can barely read our own scribbles, and can only guess at most of the blanks.  &lt;br/&gt;     We go in circles. Try to avoid banalities. Promising phrases turn into dead ends. The distractions are endless. We need food. We need wine. We need coffee. We need all of the above and more.&lt;br/&gt;     But we keep walking. We keep writing. Until, we’re there. We don’t know how we got there, but we&amp;#8217;re there.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1249453654</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1249453654</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 11:25:47 -0400</pubDate><category>Writing</category><category>Traveling</category><category>writer's block</category></item><item><title>How Did I Get Here?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9rpt31frq1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="190" width="254"/&gt;Writing Aside #13.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A few years ago, I traveled across country in a VW van—which is, I admit, my generation’s version of a religious pilgrimage. &lt;br/&gt;     During that trip I listened in fits and starts to &lt;a href="http://www.susanorlean.com"&gt;Susan Orlean’s&lt;/a&gt; travel stories. I felt I&amp;#8217;d found a friend on that razor’s edge of outer loneliness and inner familiarity you feel when you find yourself in a Talking Heads song. Deeply displaced, but not really lost. &lt;br/&gt;     All writing requires at least some sense of separateness, doesn’t it? Even if you’re writing about the oneness of all creation—in which case that sense would seem to belie your message.&lt;br/&gt;     That’s one reason I like airports, train stations, crowded highway rest stops: any place I can look at the faces of hundreds of humans I’ve never seen before and probably won’t again.   &lt;br/&gt;     Many people share share the sheer strangeness of these places—which makes them oddly unifying rather than separating. But traveling still always reminds me of the way I felt when I was 14 and, despite all evidence to the contrary, felt I was the only 14-year-old who ever arrived in Grand Central Station and walked the streets of Manhattan alone. &lt;br/&gt;     More than 40 years later, rather than feeling lost in those crowds, I feel found in them—that I’ve again rediscovered a sense of myself I can’t experience any other way. A sense of separation that I need in order to keep writing. Even when face to face with the oneness of all creation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1242469202</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1242469202</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Susan Orlean</category><category>Talking Heads</category><category>Writing</category><category>Traveling</category><category>VW Van</category></item><item><title>Fellow Travellers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #12.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;With the exception of Emily Dickinson—and even she went to Philadelphia—travel is another thing many writers do when they aren’t writing. &lt;br/&gt;     Location, of course, plays a starring, or at least supporting role, in countless novels about traveling. From Caesar’s Gaul to Jack Kerouac&amp;#8217;s America, it’s hard to imagine how there’d be any there there, if there’d been no there there back then.&lt;br/&gt;     These days there are a lot of  books and articles—in the tradition if not spirit of Mark Twain—written by people lucky enough  to get paid to tell everyone about the best places to go that nobody has ever heard of—until, of course, they write about them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;                                                      * * * * * *&lt;br/&gt;I like the perceptions of strange people in strange lands as much as the places themselves. The aloneness of Maugham’s barely fictional Ashenden at Lake Como or Remarqué’s Ravic* in Vichy Paris is palpable—even more so because, at any moment, either could be exposed as men without clear country. For Ashenden it always seemed there was another intrigue; or Ravic, no matter how late in the occupation or early in the morning, it always seemed  seemed there was another bar in which to take refuge, and another Calvados or Vouvray to drink. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* W. Somerset Maugham: &lt;em&gt;Ashenden, or the British Agent&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Erich Maria Remarque’s: &lt;em&gt;Arch of Triumph&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1236187462</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1236187462</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 12:55:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Emily Dickinson</category><category>Jack Kerouac</category><category>Mark Twain</category><category>W. Somerset Maugham</category><category>Erich Maria Remarque</category><category>Writing</category><category>writing</category><category>Traveling</category><category>Traveling</category></item><item><title>Writer's Block</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #11.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There&amp;#8217;s an Egyptian myth that Thoth was bragging to Ra he was teaching humans to write. Ra laughed at him, explaining he was destroying human memory in the process.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;                                                              *  *  *  *  *&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I always figured if you had writer’s block, it just meant you had nothing to say. You should probably have a beer, pickaxe some ledge for a path, or practice Italian. Maybe all three. &lt;em&gt;Fare attenzione!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;     For many years, I&amp;#8217;ve claimed I never have writer&amp;#8217;s block.&lt;br/&gt;     But reading this Egyptian myth got me thinking. About a lot of things. Memory. Meaning. Subconscious. Soul. And suddenly—seriously—I’m having trouble figuring out what I want to say.&lt;br/&gt;     I’m don’t feel blocked so much as caught in quicksand. Or, as a good friend reminds me in many other contexts: “Tar-Baby, she ain&amp;#8217;t sayin&amp;#8217; nuthin&amp;#8217;, and Brer Fox, he lay low.”&lt;br/&gt;     Reading that story again got me thinking. About a lot of things. Aspiration. Inspiration. Impatience. Patience. Desire. Fulfillment. Cleverness. Humility. And suddenly—seriously—I’m having trouble figuring out what I want to say.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;                                                              *  *  *  *  *&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;     Maybe if I go back to the ancient myths, I&amp;#8217;ll figure it out. Many of them say that writing comes from the Gods. So if there&amp;#8217;s a &amp;#8220;block,&amp;#8221; it must come from a kind of inability to…to…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1178876542</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1178876542</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 09:48:00 -0400</pubDate><category>writing</category><category>writer's block</category><category>mythology</category></item><item><title>Link</title><description>&lt;a href="http://davids-inferno.blogspot.com/2010/09/seasonal-affective-disorder.html"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1177868246</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1177868246</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 04:01:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Temperature.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Writing Aside #10.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;When I ran a small ad agency, my two biggest management challenges were temperature and music. Clients could be difficult; writers and designers could be creatively blocked; and suppliers could be late; but, eventually, we were always able to deal with those crises. The battles over temperature and music were chronic and insoluble. First, temperature (we&amp;#8217;ll get to music another time):&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8w47oKmnP1qcpazy.jpg" align="left" height="251" width="172"/&gt; Some people had their windows wide open. Some had heaters under their desks. Some wore sweaters. Others just t-shirts. Some people drank iced coffee while others needed hot. (As I remember, one person simply transitioned from gin-and-tonics to Jack Daniels straight-up.)&lt;br/&gt;     You could attribute some of this to the vagaries of temperature in a wide open office. But more had to do with the vagaries of personal comfort.&lt;br/&gt;     Eventually, we gave up, and installed some kind of fancy microprocessor-controlled thermostat that allegedly time-zoned the entire office. That way, the people who got in at 7am would be warm enough, and the ones who were still working at 7pm wouldn’t be overheated. Which worked fine until just about everybody figured out how to re-program the thing. &lt;br/&gt;    Some of my best writing has been done on chilly October mornings while looking for the guy in the basement who has to “bleed” the heating pipes every year so the radiators will start hissing. Or finding a big sheet to hang over the south window during that early December afternoon when the sun starts coming in at a certain angle, &lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8w59g5jjp1qcpazy.jpg" align="right" height="291" width="167"/&gt;immediately raises the temperature 20 degrees, and makes my screen invisible in the process. Or bringing wood in to my cabin on a frigid February morning, starting a fire, and walking around rubbing my hands to get warm; and proceeding to making minute adjustments to that stove and the overhead fans throughout the day.&lt;br/&gt;     Putting on sweatshirts, taking off sweatshirts; heavier socks, lighter socks; woolen hats and baseball caps (you lose a lot of heat through a bald spot, you know); opening windows as wide as possible; raising and lowering storm windows; putting air conditioners in and taking them out; adjusting the placement and speed of fans and heaters; going outside for a walk because it’s still too hot or too cold…&lt;br/&gt;     It’s all part of the creative process. When you’re on a roll there are no distractions. When you&amp;#8217;re not, everything is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;                             &lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;Shown here with our artist friend Jessica who also, clearly, knows how to dress for creative success.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1137259030</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1137259030</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>temperature</category><category>creativity</category><category>writing</category><category>offices</category><category>woodstoves</category></item><item><title>Link</title><description>&lt;a href="http://davids-inferno.blogspot.com/2010/09/oy-vey.html"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1134929473</link><guid>http://davidblistein.tumblr.com/post/1134929473</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 21:23:10 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
